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RAM for Me, Not for Thee
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My Taxes Paid for That Alien
$24.99
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- Sizes S to 3XLUnisex fit. Flat measurements are in the size guide.
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Description
WARNING
Wearer calls the Pentagon every week and asks for the alien by name.
Wearer has not asked what it looks like. Wearer does not care.
Wearer brought lube to the UFO hearing.
Keep wearer away from Area 51.
Unisex classic fit. Sizes S to 3XL. Size up for a looser fit. Ships in a few days.
Fit and sizing
Unisex classic fit, S to 3XL. Between sizes or want it looser? Size up.
Shipping and returns
Free US shipping on orders $70+ (that's 3 tees). Otherwise $4.95 for the first tee, $2.40 for each extra.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the design.
SIZE CHART
Inches, measured flat. Width is across the chest; length is shoulder to hem.
| Size | Chest width (in) | Body length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
Measurements may vary by about 1 in. Size up for a looser fit.
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