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I Love to Sell Extended Warranties to the Elderly
$24.99
Free US shipping on orders $70 and up.
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- Free US shipping on orders $70+Below that, shipping is worked out at checkout.
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- Ships soonDetails are in the shipping policy.
- Sizes S to 3XLUnisex fit. Flat measurements are in the size guide.
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Description
Terms of wear
By wearing this you agree that we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.
You agree that "press 1" counts as a signature.
Coverage is void if anyone under 70 picks up.
This agreement renews monthly until probate.
Fine print: unisex classic fit. Size up for a looser fit. Sizes S to 3XL. Ships in a few days.
Fit and sizing
Unisex classic fit, S to 3XL. Between sizes or want it looser? Size up.
Shipping and returns
Free US shipping on orders $70+ (that's 3 tees). Otherwise $4.95 for the first tee, $2.40 for each extra.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the design.
SIZE CHART
Inches, measured flat. Width is across the chest; length is shoulder to hem.
| Size | Chest width (in) | Body length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
Measurements may vary by about 1 in. Size up for a looser fit.
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